Lauren: Jorge (her father), stop posting stupid shit on facebook
Joel: Your dad posted like 40 things in a row on there today
Lauren: Yeah because he's a fucking freak! Taylor Blanca, you're not Puerto Rican, your last name's not Blanca, and Daddy Yankee is a homo.
Apparently I rock : lost 2 pounds got an A on my Criminal Justice exam finally got my legit license that doesn’t say under 21 Feelin’ good.
it’s the little things that put me in the best moods.
I got bitches in the livin' room
Me: I bet you could get a free hooker in Myrtle Beach.
Danny: Yeah... they're called sluts! They're called college sluts on spring break!
I wish weeks didn’t exist and there were only weekends. I bet they wouldn’t be called weekends tho, seeing how weeks wouldn’t exist. 0_0
Put a band in my ask and I will tell you: →
joshfranceschism: top 3 favorite songs favorite member favorite album favorite lyric
My face is blue. Straight up blue man group.
To snowball off of my earlier post- Joann cannot stop dancing to The Black Keys.
My mother was endlessly searching for a radio station until she finally stopped on Hall & Oates “you make my dreams come true” and started to dance. It’s moments like this when I know we are without a doubt related.
to go to the library or to not go to the...
I can’t BLOW
I have pieces of blow pop in my hair.
don’t suck on a lollipop while drinking alcohol, children.
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someone talk to me. I'm bored as fuck, and a... →
but just a wittle drunk aka, not drunk enough.
It would be really cool if the fall of Nazi, Germany ended the way Tarantino ended it.
where do you guys download your music from?