February 2011
I'm so jazzed about THE BLACK KEYS in BLO
I really hope I go. I REALLY HOPE I GO.
I hate this snow. I hate this cold weather.
Mr. Winter are you ever gonna decide that your job here is done?
Gratuitous bro/sis convo. For your health.
Me: busiest night ever 160 bucks nug.
Bro: I ain't mad at cha.
Me: Just another night rollin the dice
Bro: Hot hand in a dice game
ME: Fuckin right I'm rollin 7's every time too. Comp me a 7 grand suite please.
Bro: And let me getta pound of your sweetest cheeba
ME: And please no maid service in the morning I need my beauty rest.
Bro: Leave the french toast by the door wit orange drink.
ME: And a hot panini around 2 with a bottle of champ.
Bro: And a silver bullet duce for my brother for when he gets out of the latrene.
ME: Oh yeah, and some goose for my OJ.
Bro: mmmhhmmmm
so my entire hallway reeked of pot right?
tracitay:
87daysbefore:
some idiot girl was in her room smoking up a storm. I’m surprised we’re not all high just from walking around in the hall.
there are cops in the hall now.
omg she’s so dumb.
How the hell do I live in the same hall, right above you, and am completely clueless?
this happens in my hallway all the time. The RA does nothing, the cops are clueless. And, no I’m...
I wish that 'Frankies' was in Albany.
I’m so tired, I’m finally starting to waitress permanently and I’ve brought in mad money these past 3 days. Too bad my digs are now in Albs.
AND WHEN YOU SMILE, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND...
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread the way I...
Tired-est kid 2011
I win.
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these feelings won’t go away, they’ve...
So, this isn't really a "drill" anymore.
I must start my Philosophy tonight. Son of a B.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
What about you, do you like the smell of blunts?
E News just called the actors in "The Expendables"...
HEY LADY FUCK YOU! SLY STALLONE HAS A GREAT BODY for being 134 yrs old…and his acting has been ‘washed up’ since the first Rocky came out.
note: i love all the Rocky’s. I could watch them for days.
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Then I'll hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed...
Sweet Holy Jesus
mikedjm:
The mom from Easy A and Cave Rachel Solando are the same person. Oh lawd!
holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. I just watched shutter island a couple weeks ago and didn’t realize this. holy fucking god.
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Huh, we born not knowing, are we born knowing all? We growing wiser, are we just growing tall? Can you read thoughts? can you read palms? Huh, can you predict the future? can you see storms, coming? The Earth was flat if you went too far you would fall off Now the Earth is round if the shape change again everybody woulda start laugh The average man can’t prove of most of the things that he chooses...
Sloptart & Slopapatamus.
Apartment hunting is my favorite thing to do!
Trey, I was like yo Trey...Will you buy me a...
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actual conversation: brother and shelb time.
Brother: How many people you know a) get a job during the recession b) Get two promotions one of which is huge during a shit stress economy. and c) IS A BORN HUSTLER? ME.
Me: AND has grey goose in his freezer, YOU.
Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men
gets me every time.
So all Verizon phones pretty much blow right now
except for the blackberrys and iPhone which require a 30 dollar a month data charge.
fuck me and fuck me again for not having the proper funds for an iPhone.
story of my life.
singing to this while driving...
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Yeeeaaa- Ah-ha
You know what it is. everything I do I do it BIG.
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I need weed.
On top of all the shit, my phone is reaching the point of no return. What a disaster. Worst phone 2011.
My family is composed of whiny children
Yeah, I am referring to my 50 yr old mother and 27 yr old brother. what the fuck is happening?
minimadman:
I’ll rape this city just to show...
This week is terrible.
no more work please. I can’t handle it!
sarahsurvivals asked: City and Colour. March 31st. Tickets are 30 dollars. It's a Thursday.
I could miss some classes for that. I really really could.
I could miss some classes for that. I really really could.
krysboat asked: Happy Valentines Day !! i hope your weekend was a great one and that today you had some fun or at least some pink colored sweets. i don't know what i should get you for your birthday i have finialy gotten gloria something but if you have any segestions tell me
fuck off to all the haters,
I don’t care how shitty you think Bieber is. He came from shit and made gold.
