December 2011
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AMERICAN HORROR STORY!
if you watch this show, reblog this. I want to follow you
Alanna: How do I tell a guy I'm interested without being direct?
Dave: "I miiight want to suck your dick"
November 2011
On the death of a great man.
Ashley: Hey, did you hear Patrick? O'Neal died?
Shelby: Patrice? Yeah, ofcourse.
Ashley: Ofcourse you knew, he's a black comedian. I should've known better.
Don't ever buy Price Chopper Raspberry Ginger Ale....
Stick with the Canada Dry. Don’t be cheap like me.
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Facebook is so lame- I want to get rid of that...
Like, if you’re REALLY my friend and actually give a shit about my life call me and ask me how it’s going.
I am cynical sure, but, I don’t care that you don’t want to go to work, or are in love, or hate your dad. gtfo.
Too bad I’m too weak to delete it. Damn.
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So my bastard dog just stole a ball from a little...
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House to myself all night LOOOONNNNGGG
I’m going to throw a rager.
and by that I mean I’m going to eat a salad and watch more Pawn Stars, with my dog & my blanket.
I really wish I had a sweet ass beard.
Anonymous asked: Would it be weird if I started following you? >_> I don't wanna feel like a stalker, especially since I don't think we've met before... I kinda sorta know you through certain awesome people and I really like your blog after going through it a few times....
why does my body have to wait till 3am to fall...
reckonah:
Can’t You See- Marshall Tucker...
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“There are dreamers, and there are realists in this world. You’d think the...”
– Cam, Modern Family (via girlwithnobird)
rhinestoneeeyes:
Citizen Cope - Penitentiary
shakingpalms:
I got three golden bullets and I’m shootin’ for your soul.
there's a small amount (if any) of people that...
but i did just change my theme. thumbs up or down??
seriously? am i really going out to shop right...
puttin’ my game face on.
