AMERICAN HORROR STORY!
if you watch this show, reblog this. I want to follow you
Alanna: How do I tell a guy I'm interested without being direct?
Dave: "I miiight want to suck your dick"
On the death of a great man.
Ashley: Hey, did you hear Patrick? O'Neal died?
Shelby: Patrice? Yeah, ofcourse.
Ashley: Ofcourse you knew, he's a black comedian. I should've known better.
Don't ever buy Price Chopper Raspberry Ginger Ale....
Stick with the Canada Dry. Don’t be cheap like me.
Facebook is so lame- I want to get rid of that...
Like, if you’re REALLY my friend and actually give a shit about my life call me and ask me how it’s going. I am cynical sure, but, I don’t care that you don’t want to go to work, or are in love, or hate your dad. gtfo. Too bad I’m too weak to delete it. Damn.
So my bastard dog just stole a ball from a little...
House to myself all night LOOOONNNNGGG
I’m going to throw a rager. and by that I mean I’m going to eat a salad and watch more Pawn Stars, with my dog & my blanket.
I really wish I had a sweet ass beard.
Anonymous asked: Would it be weird if I started following you? >_> I don't wanna feel like a stalker, especially since I don't think we've met before... I kinda sorta know you through certain awesome people and I really like your blog after going through it a few times....
why does my body have to wait till 3am to fall...
reckonah: Can’t You See- Marshall Tucker...
There are dreamers, and there are realists in this world. You’d think the...– Cam, Modern Family (via girlwithnobird)
rhinestoneeeyes: Citizen Cope - Penitentiary
shakingpalms: I got three golden bullets and I’m shootin’ for your soul.
there's a small amount (if any) of people that...
but i did just change my theme. thumbs up or down??
seriously? am i really going out to shop right...
puttin’ my game face on.